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dangle-twat 

When the labia hangs precariously below the vag opening as a result of either plentiful pounding or as a result of perpetual camel toe. This condition is especially visible when wearing pants that enhance an already pronounced camel toe.
Dr. Robic has a serious case of dangle-twat: it was clearly visible in those gray dress pants. She should tighten that vag up, buy bigger pants, or stop taking such wide cock.
dangle-twat by Racerback December 4, 2009
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dangle twat 

When a girls vag lips are really long and hnag like meat curtains.
I was about to go down this chick, then I saw she had a dangle twat and I was back to the titties.
dangle twat by Tom Sylvester June 22, 2008

Twatdangle 

Absurd stunt involving David Blaine hanging upside-down above a NYC ice-rink for a couple of minutes, duly extended to mean any publicity-grabbing gig exposing the protagonist as a complete "twatdangle".

From Old English "Twattendang", from the Viking "Twtdnglersk", meaning to hang from the rigging of a longship in an attempt to impress your shipmates.
"Hey, did you see the upside-down David Blain thing? That was like so cool."

"Nah, the guy came down after two minutes for a piss. It was a total twatdangle."
Twatdangle by biglel March 4, 2009

Twatdangle 

The act of being David Blaine and hanging upside down.
Jim: Hear about David Blaine?
Sally: Oh, the guy thats being a twatdangle in New York?
Twatdangle by The3rdNuisance January 13, 2009

Twatdangle 

To hold someone who is being a twat by the ankles and dangle him/her out the window or over the stairs until they promise not to be a twat any more.

We twatdangled the cleaner over the balcony until he promissed not to unplug the server to plug his vacuum cleaner in again.
Twatdangle by Papfox January 2, 2009

Twatdangle 

The piece of string that hangs from your lady's baby area, when a tampon is inserted
"hey hunny, your Twatdangle is showing in your tights"
Twatdangle by ChrisPinDevon December 9, 2008

Bermuda Twatangle 

I just sent a Tweet and nobody got it. It must have gotten lost in the Bermuda Twatangle.