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37.
The best kind of pussy in the world. It's stinky with a real pungeunt odour. Can only befound in England esp. London or Manchester. Old grimy industiral places are good places to find British Twat. It's hairy and stinky and usually between the fit legs of some really young fiesty ho with cool hair.
Everytime I visit Birmmignham I stop by a pub to pound the juice out of some fresh fatty Twat.
by yobastank July 31, 2005
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1.
1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman's vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.
1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!"
2) "Nice twat there woman."
3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back."
4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?"
5) "Tony Blair's a twat."
6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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2.
1) Slang term for the female vagina.
2) An inept person.
3) ne 1 who spelz lk dis. r u 1??? u no who u r.
Is it in your twat yet? That's your taint?
Look at that silly twat.
r ne u twats on aol 2?
by Wigga May 09, 2003
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3.
1) Pussy
2) A great word to shout when inebriated
3) Another word for what
1) I stuck it in her twat.
2) "TWAT"
3) Twat did you say, I cunt hear you? Tits alright, bare-ass me again! Eh, we'll finger it out later.
by Chode March 27, 2005
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4.
1) A derogatory term for a person whoose behaviour is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
"Fuck off, you twat!"
by Mikeonthemoon May 25, 2005
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5.
An acronym for "The Woman's Awesome Thing"
I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...
by Berry November 24, 2003
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6.
1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)
"Go on TWAT 'im,TWAT the cunt.
by mugwump November 13, 2004
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7.
1)
slang for female genitalia

2)
a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish
"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!"
by cripple July 30, 2004
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