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1. Soppy Twat
Latin: Soppius Twatius.

A male or female of the human species with a very special talent for over the top romantic gestures. Scientists have offered up the theory that the Soppy Twat is a left over from the Regency period, who became locked in a dusty closet over time (or possibly suffocating shit relationship) and has only managed to escape recently and so thus is attempting to make up for lost time by being romantic. Means well but is only suited to being in relationships with other Soppy Twats, possibly of the Closeted Soppy Twat variety (latin: closeted soppius twatius.) Thrives well in lovey dovey relationships. Not well equipped to dealing with one night stands. Have been known to migrate from lesser known areas such as Ipswich, to more metropolitian areas such as Essex to provide more romantic backdrop for shenanigans. Has been known to reduce on lookers to physical vomiting on unveiling of most recent soppy twatted project, i.e life size shrine of girlfriend in bedroom, sprayed with girlfriends perfume for added realism.

Must not be confused with an actual soppy twat, as in a vajayjay which has become wet through sexual arousal, though should this event occur, it would be correct to refer to the person as a Soppy Twatted Soppy Twat.
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2. Twat taster
Usually a women but can also be a man that likes to suck on a pussy so furious that all of the females love juices leave her and end op on the chin of the pussy eater. Then they more on to the mext twat to taste again.
John ate my pussy so good that I swear it was like he was a lesbo in heat! He said that my juice/ cum tasted like it was gin! What a good twat taster he is! Then he ate out my sister too!
3. fat twat
1. A type of tie style worn by dorky schoolchildren in the 70s and 80s which is short and fat. In the 21st century, it has become a symbol of the wearer's 'rudeness' and their tendancy to ignore school dress code, what with being too stupid to come up with another, more inventive way to disobey the school rules.
2. A twat who is also fat.
1. Chav 1: Hey, look at me, my tie is only just below the knot!
Chav 2: Wow! You must be really hard to risk being stopped in the corridor and forced to do your tie up like a normal human being. You are now the most popular person in the class. Let's go pick on some intelligent, normal children because they don't wear the latest Nike© Total 180 trainers.
2. Me: Miles, you fat twat.
Miles: About! Shut up! Don't make me come and beat you up.
Me: Yeah, right.
4. emo.twat
emo kid twat
emo kids are very easy to spot because they are all clones.
this is what defines an emo...

.emos NEVER ever admit to being emo, except ot other emos already in their confidence.

.not all emos cut themselves but if they don't they will definitely pretend to. Wristbands hide the scars.

.you can't be blonde and emo. emo kids with any light shade of hair or red hair die it black.

.it is very emo not to have you hair died professionally. true emos use boot polish.

.emo clothing follows fashion trends (such as stripy tops/socks) closely as many emo girls are actually sluts...

.emos wear converses. always. Its like, the law.

.emo clothes usually have to be predominantly black.after that any colours are okay especially neon.

.all emo girls fancy pete wentz. (fact.)

.when emos go to rock concerts they usually go for underground bands because that's Cool and very emo.

.no emo kid is allowed to look the slightest bit excited, or even interested at all, at a rock concert. even if it's their favourite band and the music is awesome.

.at concerts you may find large crowds of people just standing there looking stupid. they're emos.

.emo clothes can come from anywhere although watch out: it is very emo for emo guys to find their clothes at the flea market. Emo girls shop with their emo boyfreinds' credit cards.

.eyeliner. emos can't live without it. guys wearing eyeliner:leave this to billie-joe ...
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5. cum-twat
It strictly defines someone who is ugly, due to there personality and the fact that can be a total a-hole, too.
Man, Jim is a real cum-twat in the morning.
6. Pimple Twat
The condition where an ingrown pubic hair turns into a nasty pimple after riding too many hours on a bicyle. Racing with pimple twat is a guaranteed way to end up with saddle sores!
It wasn't too much sex that made Zana uncomfortable on her new bike but instead a raging case of pimple twat..
7. sweet twat
a young lady that is too hott to trot; she usually acts like she owns the ground that everyone is walking on; loose; snotty; most likely to be found driving a chevy astro to her driving test for her license; thinks she's hott, but she's wrong
Wow, look at that sweet twat.

That, sweet twat is too hott to trot.

She is sooo failing her test.
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