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3.
Term used to replace the word penis!
"Oh my what a large Twat Rod you have!!"
by Scattyman May 01, 2005
 
1.
cock
ooh- crikey! he fucked me senseless with his twat rod
by andrew james robertson esq. June 06, 2003
 
2.
Refers to a man who is exceptionally gifted with the opposite sex.
Bob always get the girls. He must be a twatrod.
by CrustyCarrots October 18, 2010