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1.
a miniature goblin that resides in the vagina like an evil two legged tape worm. it's attracted to the stinky smell of fish. it also likes to stay in the dark. lastly, it woks as a living tampon as it sucks the blood from the girl's vagina.
Jerry put his penis inside her vagina and it came out half eaten because the twat goblin was hungry.
by jnnjnjununoonno May 08, 2007
 
2.
A piddling pissant passive-agressive jackass. Usually a co-worker.

They are usually found as support staff in places of higher learning.
"Does the Student Service Department only recruit staffers from the magical land of the twatgoblins?"

"The new guy in Housing is such a twatgoblin"
by Spax February 22, 2006
 
3.
one who likes eat syphillis ridden stinky vagina.
Carolyn is a twat goblin.
by Val Mode March 21, 2005