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1.
a small bat used to smash peoples fuckin faces in.
"im gonna fucking twat bat u"
by Onikage October 07, 2006
 
2.
Male genitalia. Offensive to women, amusing to (idiotic) men.
Coined whilst listing as many names for the penis as we could at work
...and he slapped me in th' face with his twat-bat.
by Do-nut 676767 January 06, 2010
 
3.
A variety of a babybat, unusally between the ages of 18 and 24. Found mostly in places like industrial clubs (such as Das Bunker, especially), tends to wear gasmasks and extensive zombie makeup, slutty "fetish outfits", white contact lenses, acts drunk and stupid, always carries STDs, completely promiscuous, never had any geography, English composition or art history lessons. Considers him/herself a "dance king", while barely able to dance.
Carries excessive bodyfat due to eating junk food. "Industrial chav" or "industrial guido" are other names for a twatbat. Usually lives with their mom.
Female twatbat: Look at mah boobiez.. look how they're popping out of that corset..
Male twatbat: Get down on the floor and lick my boots, beotch
by izzyxx May 19, 2009
 
4.
A small telescopic weapon, usually made of metal, mainly used by chav scum who cant afford knives.
Chav #1: Is you got a knife yet bro?

Chav #2: Nah, I's got this twatbat instead, innit?

(untellable bollocks)
by Danny W April 02, 2006