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1. twat
joel walter miller (born march 20, 1992 in London, England born and raised in Borehamwood Hertsfordshire London, England)
The twat loves to play xbox
2. Twat
1. Someone you don't like, acts like a dick for bare time, gives you stick, sarcastic, waste man.

2. Tim Adams, of Windowtech Interframe, Walsall, West Midlands, England.
A.

Random Twat: Look at me man i iz a bad man white boy brap.

Bystander: What a twat.

B.

Tim Adams: Are you still on that job? It shouldnt take you more than 30 minutes to make 12 PVC window frames and 3 doors., o my Cuppa Soup is ready. (walks off..)

Me: Fucking Twat.....
3. England
One of the best countrys in the world, that everybody hates for some reason.
1) rains, not all the time, just most the time.
2) you dont know what your dentist is saying, because there usually from russia or bloody ukraine.
3) unfortunatly home to the chav.
4) inventors of football
5) England, full of tough people
6) England makes nice cars
7) The place where most AMERICANS orginally come from!
8) The country that started the industrial revoloution.
9) Full of dirty muslims. They hate us yet they come to live in our country, i think they should all fuck of back to their caves.
10) moving on, we have a prick as our goverment, whose name is Gordon Brown. WHO IS SCOTTISH?!
11) BEST FOOD, EVER!
12) BEST MUSIC

i cant be bothered to go on, but i could go on if i wanted to, but im english and arragant so i'll bloody well do what i want.
oh, and before i forget we have the best accents in the world, we dont have those silly gay american accents that are squeaky and just plain retarded.


As you can see, not all good points, but for a small country I think the rest of the world can be pretty harsh to us.
American: Haha you're english you're such a tool
English Person: Hang on a sec, most americans are decendants of England. SO GO FUCK YA SELF YOU SWEATY TWAT!
4. Northerner
An unintelligent individual who is usually spotted wearing Adidas and Le Coq Sportif tracksuits in an order to be perceived as "Trendy". Often found rifling through bins for food, they are the lowest form of scum, after Australians.

Communicate using animal like slang and resort to violence for any possible reason. This is often started by the large swarms of Chavs or Townies hanging under every shop doorway. Favor shops like Tesco and the local corner shops where they are seen illegally buying Cigarettes and cheap Booze.

Always carry drugs on their person as they are able to be bought at every turn.

Northern England, Why live any where else?

I'm a northerner. Don't rage.
"Wanna go up to northern England for the weekend?"
"I'd rather lick my own Arse hole"

"Ayup Youth, wanna come down t' pub to get pissed we me? Got 10 quid but it'll be right innit.

I'm a northerner.
5. twat
The best kind of pussy in the world. It's stinky with a real pungeunt odour. Can only befound in England esp. London or Manchester. Old grimy industiral places are good places to find British Twat. It's hairy and stinky and usually between the fit legs of some really young fiesty ho with cool hair.
Everytime I visit Birmmignham I stop by a pub to pound the juice out of some fresh fatty Twat.
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6. English Muffin
1. A term for someone from England, taken from the breakfast food that is The English Muffin;

2. Can sometimes be used in a negative way, as in saying a person is soft.
"Are you an English Muffin?"

"Bloody twat's a Muffin."
7. K.E.E.F
K.E.E.F an organisation started by students of Winstanley college, Wigan, England. Stands for the term 'Keep England Emo Free'. The organisation strives towards keeping England Emo Free, but short of that we just try to insult them.
Ha Ha! look at that multicoloured fringed, arse shower, tight shirt wearing, My bloody chemical funeral for a panic at the bullet romance out boy and shittily pierced emo twat! K.E.E.F! K.E.E.F! K.E.E.F!
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