Twanging The One Stringed Bass

Wanking.

Matt's taking his time, what's he doing in there, twanging the one stringed bass?

Twanging The One Stringed Bass by Mattaus Muller November 12, 2011

Twagging 

Playing hooky/ skipping class

1. I'm gonna twag Science today
2. Were you twagging school yesterday?

Twagging by Claire March 17, 2004

Twating 

The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.

Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!

Twating by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012

Sir Twatington

1. Someone who's a general twat

Oh look a sir twatington over there, what a twat

Sir Twatington by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013

twating 

a good beating, or slap.

I twated it over the fence

twating by bugster July 21, 2003

Twating 

When somebody has nothing better to say and talks shit

Mary is twating about everyone because she is jealous.

Twating by nadaltennis885 May 11, 2011

Twaving

Using Google Wave to update your Twitter.

Tim is going to be Twaving about his progress on the project today.

"I am working on a big project with Elizabeth and Olivier in Wave and it is going well. "

Tim about 38m ago via Google Wave (Tweety)

Twaving by Mr.66 October 17, 2009