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Contraction of Twat Waffle
Klez is a total twaffle!
#twat #waffle #asshat #pussy #cunt
by drunkinbda September 20, 2006
A Twitter raffle
I'll run a twaffle for who's following me on the next friday!
#twitter #raffle #drawn #ticket #lottery
by stradvarius April 01, 2010
The act of running up behind someone, reaching high between their legs (almost but not quite in the crotch seam) and slapping one's hand back and forth as if to motorboat the upper thighs with the hand. The recipient of the twaffle is now "it" and must twaffle someone else to continue the game. Verb, origin Grafton VT Sept. 2010.
I'm going to twaffle the bride right before she gets her photo taken.
#motorboat #tag #thighs #groping #slapping
by T.Waffle September 21, 2010
Taco Bell's 2014 waffle taco breakfast hybrid.
My friend ate a twaffle and nearly died.
#breakfast #taco #twaffle #failure #gross
by Feather Meringue February 24, 2014
Dirty or over used vagina; usually used by women about other women
That twaffle better not come around my man
#vagina #dirty #twat #ho #nasty
by badman31 November 10, 2013
Contraction of "twat" and "waffle"
Madison has really turned into a twaffle over the last few days.
#cunt #viscious bitch #conniving twat #twat #waffle
by DolandTheEpic November 19, 2014
A twat waffle.
I went down to the post office today. The post master was being such a twaffle.
#twat #cunt #postmaster #weird #unique
by Stoney Beers April 16, 2010
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