| 1. | Call of Duty induced tourettes | ||
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A disease often plagueing most males aged 12-43 years of age. Comonly caused by campers, noob tubers and spawn killers. Disease causes its victom to scream at the tv in a loud and relentless manner in hopes that the person or persons of the opposing team will hear his crys and change their low down dirty playing tactics or possibly put down their controller and jump from a very high ledge. TV Noise: *Thunk....boom*
Victom:Mother fucking cock whore bitch jew!! TV Picture: Man spawns and is immediately sniped out Victom:I just fucking spawned no fucking way ass shit licker cunt My boyfriend has Call of Duty induced tourettes hes yelling at the tv again |
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| 2. | tourette syndrome | ||
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A neurological disease that causes uncontrollable tics, grunts, and repititions of certain activities. Sufferers of Tourette's Syndrome are thought (mistakenly, in most cases) to swear uncontrollably. While it is true that some sufferers of tourette's have coprolalia (the sudden, uncontrollable outburst of inappropriate language) this is only a minority of cases (estimates range from 10% to 20%).
Still, the tics, facial twitches, grunts and other noises/actions are a troublesome thing and many tourettes are mocked and shamed. "I amam- I AM SPANK THE MONKEY 17 years old and CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT have Tourette Syndrome. (pop) I do not find your FUCKING article (jaw flex) funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it GEORGE DUBYA BUSH MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD DIPSHIT DUMBASS (crack) removed or changed as soon as SPEARCHUCKER possible.
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Let me tell your DICKHEAD about TITTYLICKING BITCH Tourette Syndrome: * Less than 20% of BULLSHIT Tourettes sufferers swear. You can COON blame television, blame TV, for always HORSEFUCKER focusing on the JESUS DONKEY-FUCKING CHRIST bad side of a terrible thing. * The main symptom of ANN COULTER CUNT BITCH SLUT Tourettes are involuntary m-MOTHERFUCKER-muscle spasms, or JAP "tics" which can range from (whap) head nods, to a small knee SHIT jerk. * Tourettes is no ARSE-FUCKING BASTARD (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing matter, it causes children FUCKERS to be bullied at SPIC school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become NIGGER-BAIT manically depressed and commit suicide. * There is no BOLLOCKS cure, and the DONKEY-PUNCH drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BULLSHIT side efects. In fact, I BLOODY QUEEF once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BALLS caused my entire DAMN IT body to go numb and basically made it worse DELICIOUS CAKE than it is without the FUCKING drug. I am an active JACK OFF member of a TWAT-SUCKING tourette syndrome association and BOOBS I am m... |
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| 3. | trife life | ||
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representation of the phrase "true life" as described in the MTV Series entitiled True Life. Can be trife for short, as some are uncomfortable with the redundancy of trife life.
Synonyms: no kidding, true life, true Sally: Damn, I have tourettes!
Dan: trife life, that sucks Sam: that test was hard. Dave: trife life dude, trife life Alex: That girl is so trife Mark: WTF man! misuse of the word trife, really! you must have been dying to use that word. Congrats. now your really with the "in" crowd. Go find a new friend. |
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| 4. | Twittourettes | ||
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Early Stage Twittourettes: Early Stage Twittourettes is a condition specific to Twitter users who sit back and watch what other people are tweeting, while not actively tweeting themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will often send seemingly witty, yet random replies to a Tweet that he/she feels will result in, at the least, a short conversation. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 1 Advanced Stage Tourettes: In Advanced Stage Twittourettes, the Twitter user will Tweet random thoughts which are geared towards drawing attention to themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 2 Example 1
Early Stage Twittourettes: NormalUser1: Does anyone know if the Celebrity Standup special on TV is part of the Tour? RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 Google is your friend NormalUser1: Everyone says it is, so I won't watch it cuz I'm going to see him on tour. RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 You're not missing anything, the TV special is censored NormalUser1: So, is anyone else going to see the Celebrity Standup special on tour? Example 2 Advanced Stage Twittourettes: RandomGuy1: I tried vegetarianism, but I realized that all those cute animals are so delicious. |
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| 5. | Modern Warfare 2 Tourette's | ||
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When you let out a stream of obscenities or death threats due to hackers, or ending your killstreak before a tactical nuke. The next step is rage quitting. Jim: "Allright dude, I'm one kill away from a tactical nuke!"
Hacker AA-12's him from 2 miles away* Jim: "GODDAMNIT I AM GOING TO KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!" Jon: "Dude! You forgot to turn off your mic! I could hear you spewing Modern Warfare 2 Tourette's from my TV! My mom's in the room!" |
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| 6. | piss out my ass | ||
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a phrase repeated again and again in the popular TV show South Park - where one of the character's tourette's tick is repeatedly screaming variations of "piss out my ass!" also, when the character is screaming a variation of this phrase, he will turn his head to the side and cover his mouth. ass...ass!!! piss, the ass!!
ass pissss!! peeiissss! ass??? piss in the ASS!!! peeeeiiiiissss coming from my aaeeeeiiiassss!!!!!! piss....pissss!! piss out my aeeeasss......PISS OUT MY ASS! |
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| 7. | Ass barf | ||
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A chunky, yet mostly liquid shit which is multi-colored and smells more like vomit than shit. In the South Park episode where Cartman gets tourettes, Cartman goes on to a TV show and states "Goddamn Jews! Suck my ass barf!!!
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