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1. An imaginary number invented by college administrators to inspire fear in middle-class parents and new students.

2. An enormous fee that automatically rises at 3 times the rate of inflation.

3. The catch-all term for huge sums of money that young pepole start paying at age 18 or 19. Payments usually continue for the next 10-20 years.
College President: "What should Tuition be next year?"

Comptroller: "Let's me see... $38,000 has a nice ring to it. Of course, we always tack on another $6,000 in fees just for fun, not to mention mandatory health insurance and thost textbooks that cost $100 a pop."

College President: "Can we make it $39,000?"

Comptroller: "Why not? Works for me!"
Tuition by Peter Kobs February 12, 2010

tuition genie 

An evil imaginary being, which can only be seen in a state of high (though sometimes in drunkness as well), which drains university/college students of their money through the traditional methods of collecting called tuition. First sighting occured at Simon Fraser University, more occurances are believed to occur at SFU and elsewhere.
Sober guy:"Dude I'm broke"
High guy:"YOu must've been ripped off by the tuition genie"

College Tuition  

The one thing that's probably gonna keep you from going to college in the first place since their gonna charge you an arm and a leg ( and maybe your soul) just so they can teach you crap.
Prospective student: Awesome! I got accepted into Penn State! Now all I need to know is how much it's gonna cost. "Prospective student looks at college tuition bill for fall 2009"

Prospective student: "Blank expression on his face"

Tuition bill: Meets shredder


College Tuition by x-crazy April 7, 2009

tuition free 

When you get something in school that you didn't directly purchase but your tuition pays for it.
Person 1: "My teacher just handed me this digital camera for free for my photo class."
Person 2: "Dude, that's not free, your tuition payed for it."
Person 1: "Yeah, I know man, that's what you call 'tuition free'."
tuition free by MegaMost February 25, 2011

Inner-tuition 

Inner-tuition describes the process by which 'intuition' operates in our body and psyche.

Our gut mind contains more neurons than a cat's brain. It also operates 5 to 10 seconds ahead of our conscious mind. This has been confirmed by neuroscientists with MRI scanners.

This mind center actually steers us in the right direction and guides us in directions that are helpful to us whilst also protecting us from harm.

It is an illusion our conscious mind makes decisions. They are made ahead of time by the inner-tuitive guidance system in our gut.
When someone says, "I wish I had gone with my gut on this or that decision ..", what they were really saying was that they wished they had followed their inner-tuition.
Inner-tuition by thebookwright March 5, 2013

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