| 1. | Tuskegee Syndrome | ||
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That outburst caused by watching "Tuskegee Airmen" and constantly being asked the question "What did you do in History?" The outburst will be "BLACK PEOPLE!" Peep 1: Hey, what'd you do in History?
Main Dude: Watched Tuskegee Airmen Peep 2: Hey! what did you do in HISTORY CLASS!? Main Dude: Watched Tuskegee Airmen! Peep 3: Hey dude, what did you do in History last period? Main Dude: Christ, Tuskegee Airmen Peep 4: Hey bro! what did you guys do last period? Main Dude: Fucking BLACK PEOPLE! Peep 4: whats wrong with Main Dude? Bystander: He's suffering from Tuskegee Syndrome, HARD. |
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| 2. | Tuskegee Puppet Show | ||
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when one male inadvertantly catches another male jacking off he has been given a "Tuskegee Puppet Show". This move can also be construed as an offensive tactic by a male a la an armadillo to shock an impending practical joke and subvert it.
"I was getting ready to toss a firecracker into Strouse's shower but he saw me sneaking up his steps and set me up with a Tuskegee Puppet Show."
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| 3. | Tuskegee Volcano | ||
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The act of locking someone in the room with you (the gender doesn't matter) and asking them to simply eat a few bags of flaming Red Hot Cheeto's. Little do they know, you have spiked them with Ex-Lax. after waiting awhile, engage in sexual intercourse with them anally, and when you ejaculate, the laxetives should kick in and they should spew flamming, red hot cummy diareha all over the walls, like a volcano. Jim: "Ay Jamal. You smash that bitch last night?"
Jamal: "yump. I did that Tuskegee Volcano with dat bitch." Jim: "Damn. She musta NEEDED some dick." |
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| 4. | Syphilis | ||
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A particularly nasty STD, that in later stages causes infertility, leads to your pubes falling out and eventually insanity and death. Friedrich "God is dead" Nietzsche, the German philosopher, caught this from a whore and died. Very common in the midle ages, particularly among the nobility of France. Can be covered up, externally, by a merkin. The US government conducted secret tests on African-Americans in the 30's to see how likely you were to die from syphilis. The Tuskegee Syphilis Experiments didn't end until the 1970's.
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| 5. | The Tuskegee Airmen | ||
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A sex act that involves banging to near completion on the bottom mattress of a bunk bed and, just before climax, climbing to the top bunk to drop a poop on the unsuspecting partner below who may (or may not) be "finishing the job" on themselves. Dude 1: "Did you hear that Andy brought that cute bartender home last night and banged the shit out of her?"
Dude 2: "Yeah... He gave her 'The Tuskegee Airmen' and she completely freaked out!" Dude 1: "I told him not to eat that burrito with the corn salsa..." |
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| 6. | brown paper bag school | ||
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Perjorative term for Fisk, Spellman College and Howard Universities, all of which have in the past have been allegedly guilty of refusing to admit students with skin tone darker than a brown paper bag. "No way am I going to a brown paper bag school. I'm applying to 'Skegee (Tuskegee)."
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| 7. | Hampton University | ||
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The REAL HU! Founded in 1868 as Hampton Normal and Agricultural Institute, to prepare promising young African-American men and women to lead and teach their newly-freed people. In 1878, Hampton established a formal education program for Native Americans.
Hampton University, a dynamic, progressive institution of higher education, is a privately-endowed, non-profit, non-sectarian, co-educational, historically black university.Hampton University is a community of learners and educators. It is a place that will challenge your intellect and nurture your spirit; broaden your outlook and expand your opportunities. A place where you can meet people from a diversity of backgrounds and establish friendships that last a lifetime. HU's strong roots reach deep into the history of this nation and the African-American experience. As a student who attends Hampton University I personally love the school and think it was the best choice I have made. Its rules although at first seem overly strict are helpful in the transformation from child to adult. hampton prepares its students in how to suceed in the world! Hampton University is known as one of the Ivy League schools of the HBCU.
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