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An uncle who also happens to be an absolute tard. Mike Carlson happens to have two of these since he is in tard fam and "looks up" to York and Norman "Nick" as uncles. These types of uncles will also think they are very responsible and idols but in reality their nephews and nieces want to stay as far away from them as possible especially since most of the time, these types of uncles have had a questionable past. If anything, someone needs to be assigned to take care of this tard uncle since he isn't capable of taking care of himself and for sure not others.
Don't ever leave Brittany with tuncle because Mike Carlson has made it clear that his sister does not need to be anywhere around her weird uncle and he's told her to always call him to come pick her up if she's stuck with tuncle.
tuncle by TurnM3Up July 27, 2020

tussle sprouts 

A fight. Used when asking someone if they're looking for trouble.
Guy: "ur gay"

Punk: "Hey, bro, you want some tussle sprouts?!"

Guy: "FUCK YO SPROUTS"

Tussle Fight Gear 

Tussle Fight Gear is a Pacific NW based company that specializes in the design, comfort and affordability of the latest MMA clothing and gear.
Tussle Fight Gear is sold world wide.

Tallahassee Tussle 

When you hit someone with your car, you argue with them until they get mad, then you shoot em dead, and proceed to take the less damaged vehicle
Person 1: Yoooo how'd you afford a Lamborghini
Person 2: Got in a bit of a Tallahassee Tussle yesterday, but I managed to score this
Person 1: Damn bro, I wish I was you

tuscaloosa tussle 

In a word, Incest. preferably with your sister or dad.
I walked by jimmy yesterday and we was having quite the Tuscaloosa tussle
tuscaloosa tussle by White Steel December 10, 2018
To fight. To challenge someone to a fight.
tussle by sw October 28, 2003