A generic Indian guy that has a corner store. Likes to watch kids steal from his store. Enjoys to call a Hispanic kid Lopez and kick him out of his store regularly. Wanted to live the American dream but failed miserably
A word used to describe a person who is a complete dickhead or has just done something fucking stupid.
Example 1: Have you seen that massive turcher over there.
Example 2: Did he just turch that girl.
Example 3: I carnt believe that turcher has just got married in Ibiza.