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Tuscaloosa Dumpling

A sexual position preformed on a man by a woman.
Usually used as a "rite-of-passage" to celebrate one's manhood.
"I'm very proud of you son. Let's go to the strip-club and get you your first Tuscaloosa Dumpling!"

tuscaloosa dumpling

when you educate your son on the birds and the bees, then take him to a strip club and buy a private dance... aka make em fuck a stripper
earl took ol rusty to get him his tuscaloosa dumpling, they sure grow up fast!
tuscaloosa dumpling by bigmanmoto December 17, 2008

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

The perverse sexual act of defecating in your partners mouth.
Crapping in your girls mouth as a sexual act called a Tuscaloosa Dumpling.
Tuscaloosa Dumpling by Bender B R February 12, 2009

Tuscaloosa dumpling

noun - a slur for a University of Alabama student. It derives from the regionalism that exists between Auburn University fans, centered around lower Alabama and University of Alabama fans, centered in upper Alabama. The term was applied after Season 3 Episode 32 of Squidbillies in which Early attempts to take his son, Rusty, to a strip club so that he can become a man.
I was on I-65 the other day and two Tuscaloosa dumplings cut met off at my exit.
Tuscaloosa dumpling by Sufizulu334 January 23, 2009

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026