CAUTION! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS.IS.SERIOUS.
If you feel any of these symptons please consult your garden gnome...they will know what to do.
Chav 2:Whoaw man, dont mess with that granny, she published poetry about turtles...she well has turtlism.
Chav 1:She well needs help innit.
Chav2:Yeah man, she needs to talk to her garden gnome.