The act of wrapping yourself in a blanket at the computer chair, and being too warm and cuddly to stick your hands out to reply to your IMs or chats (the blanket being your turtle shell).
by Maryfaery June 26, 2004
Due primarily to cold temperatures, turtling occurs when the penis head is drawn inward and surrounded by foreskin. This may happen regardless of whether the person has or has not been circumcised.
Turtling is...
Jerry: Elaine, do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like a sweater?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming...and it's cold...
Elaine: Oh! It shrinks?
Jerry: Yes!
George: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does!
Jerry: Elaine, do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like a sweater?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming...and it's cold...
Elaine: Oh! It shrinks?
Jerry: Yes!
George: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does!
by Xerxes2 September 19, 2005
A game that partners play in bed. They both stick their heads under the covers and one of them farts. The first one to come up for air is the loser.
by jack burton March 28, 2005
by prankster69:{-) November 24, 2009
A homeless person walking the streets with a large box on their back looking much like a turtle. The box is their home, much like a turtle shell.
"Gordon is turtling because he lost his job and his wife threw him out."
"If I don't land this account I'll be turtling by sun-up."
"My Mom is a whacko and my brother is an idiot. Because of these morons I'll lose my house and may have to start turtling."
"If I don't land this account I'll be turtling by sun-up."
"My Mom is a whacko and my brother is an idiot. Because of these morons I'll lose my house and may have to start turtling."
by Cal Varnson September 9, 2007
by 6066sophie January 18, 2011
A new craze, similar to owling, that consists of putting your arms into your sleeves, going on your elbows and knees, and balancing items on your back.
by giantnigger96 July 29, 2011