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Your dick when it's covered by the foreskin.
My turtle head came out when I got horny.
by Kurt91 June 09, 2004
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A type of sweater with a long neck, preferably worn with a thin chain and light beer in hand.
Turtleneck and Chain and a light ass beer. -The Lonely Island
by Mattwood646 May 11, 2011
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when you pull the foreskin down below the head of the penis
before i could blow him, i gave him a turtle neck.
by pappapittmudman February 03, 2004
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A word used to describe an uncircumsized penis.
by Rachaelmalice April 10, 2010
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Ashley: Chris forgot to wash his turtleneck
by jonfizzle November 13, 2003
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the foreskin(euphemistic)
Be gentle with your turtleneck.
by The Return of Light Joker August 16, 2008
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"No baby, I'm not sporting a turtle neck, I'm Catholic."
by mud909 May 31, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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