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4.
A sex move performed on females, where the other participate makes the awkward turtle* with their hands, but closes the fingers over top of each other to create an almost a fist, and turns to a 90 degree angle and proceeds to penetrate the vagina with the fist, while rubbing the clitoris and anus with the thumbs.

*For those who don't know the awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other, palms facing down with the thumbs pointing out the side, and rotating your thumbs as if they are flippers.
I cant wait to use this new turtleing sex move man!
by louise46 December 09, 2010
 
1.
having to hold a massive shit until you get to a toilet
rob was turtleing so badly he tobacco stained his underpants. see tobacco stain
by prairie dog 13 June 13, 2012
 
2.
The act of taking a person's backpack and removing all of the contents, flipping the backpack inside out, placing the contents back inside of the inside out backpack and zipping it shut. The result of this action can only be achieved when a person has stolen the backpack without the owner noticing. The inside-out backpack resembles a turtle, because it looks like a shell and it is hard to unpack. It is looked down upon to have a backpack that is "unturtlable."
Tommy was paying close attention in physics class when Billy stole Tommy's backpack without Tommy noticing. Billy turtled Tommy's backpack and when Tommy finally noticed the turtled backpack at the finale of the class. Everyone laughed and pointed at Tommy. Tommy was bashful but chuckled it off. The next day Tommy turtled Billy's packpack and everyone laughed again. One day the teacher brought in a policeman to stop the act of turtleing. The next day Billy and Tommy turtled the teacher's purse.
by lakesidecreations January 07, 2010
 
3.
To turn a backpack inside out to trick someone. Causing them to think you cut there shoulder straps off
I was turtleing backpacks all 2nd period
by Dick 33 August 31, 2008
 
5.
an overwhelming need to defecate that comes on suddenly. The turd starts to push it's head out like a turtle head.
" I got to go, I'm turtleing"
by Big Finn December 09, 2013
 
6.
A sexual act involving hemispheroid objects, such as turtles, bowls, helmets, etc. To turtle, the object is stuffed inside a woman's vagina (or anyone's anus)
Bitch#1: OMG Guy#1 and i were eating breakfast and after he finished his cereal he started turtleing me with his cereal bowl! It was so much fun!
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
by blōndĝinĝer February 06, 2011
 
7.
to move extremely slow
Sorry I'm so late, but the kids were turtleing this morning. Or....quit turtleing! I'm ready to go!
by Juliahh August 14, 2006