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8.
the act of being followed by someone.
turtle followed them to chipotle during lunch today.

ahh man i just got turtled
by pickles32 December 12, 2009
 
1.
To have your backpack turned inside out and all your books placed inside it, so you can no longer wear it but must carry it around.
Dude, Mike turtled Ian's bag when he went to the bathroom.
by skibum May 15, 2005
 
2.
to knock out an obese person and they fall on their back, the sleeping "turtle's" back fat makes them rock side to side
did u see that fatass get turtled? he was out cold rockin side to side!
by TMNT Splinter November 26, 2011
 
3.
To truck someone in a football game and place the opposing player directly on his back.
Damn! Peyton Hillis just turtled ol' boy, look, he's laying on his back right now!
by Big Curt55 November 28, 2010
 
4.
when receiving oral sex and then your legs get lifted and the person starts eating your ass leaving you stuck on your back with your anus in the air (like a turtle).
She was sucking my cock but then I got turtled.
by j smoove operator January 23, 2010
 
5.
To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help,akin to a turtle which is helpless when placed upside down on its back
megan was completly turtled last night she ended up in hospital and had to be pumped
by tonymush November 12, 2010
 
6.
To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help.
John: Oh god did you see Maria the other night?

Mark: Yeh I did man, at the end of the night she was apsolutely turtled!

John: I know yeh man, me and Gary had to pick her up and bring her home!
by McDaddy76 June 27, 2009
 
7.
Man lying on his back and putting his knees against his chest and pushing his penis downward between his legs and having his girl reverse cow girl ride him,her ass bouncing against his hamstrings,she is on all fours. Turtle'd
i turtle'd this girl so hard the other night, her ass was bouncing on my hamstrings, my penis being extended downward felt amazing. She got turtle'd!! ....i looked like a turtle who flipped on his shell.
by Litotopnotch June 06, 2011