turtlecunt 

Another name for Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell

That turtlecunt sucks White House D ERRDAY.

turtlecunt by Power Queef August 23, 2018

turtlette 

A small fragile turtle. No more than a few inches in diameter.

Elise I'm going to buy you a turtlette!

turtlette by Diston August 6, 2008

Turtlecunt 

Someone who is weak and sucks the dick a lot and is not as good as Jaguar Paw

"How did you not catch that, you turtlecunt!"

Turtlecunt by Sweiss July 12, 2007

turtle butt 

A condition caused by an imminent turd projecting partially from one's rectum

..At the Beach.. after raw clams an beer..."Hey look at that dude runnin' to the water... He's gotta shit so bad... He's got a turtle butt!"

turtle butt by Divewave May 26, 2006

turtlebush 

racial slang for a white person or persons.

when someone of the white ethnicity is listening to what is believed to be black music
" nice music you fuckin turtlebush "

turtlebush by KAYBEEE + SARAHSEAAA October 8, 2008

Turtle butt 

1. An adorable butt, or term used to refer to a loved one with a cute butt or butt as cute as a turtle
2. most commonly used by couples who love turtles and refer to each others butts as turtle butt,
3. referring to the other person as turtlebutt.

4.A cute nickname to call my boyfriend because we love turtles

Danny you are such turtle butt!
or Sara my what a cute turtlebutt you have!

Turtle butt by TURTLECAKES June 11, 2009

turtle butt 

A condition when one sits down on the toilet and thinks they are about to poop, but it just goes back in.

Man, I can feel it there, but it won't come out. I have a case of turtle butt.

turtle butt by Monica Ricks April 12, 2007