the slowest fucking "thing" on the motherfucking earth with a small ass dick and no bitch to fuck
that one gay turtle
by lah lah lah November 22, 2014
An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
by TheNameIsHedvig April 28, 2014
A small amphibian with a hard shell and loose skin. It walks at a slow speed and can live for up to 200 years!
The turtle walk slowly across the street.
by SexyMan12271 November 05, 2013
A four legged beast that eats people and other creatures.
The turtle ate my children.
by The All Knowing Ninja April 20, 2011
a bum who only takes a shit every other hour
man that new kid is a shitty turtle
by scc12321 October 12, 2010
Noun- walking soup mix
dude that turtle was delicious
by A Stillisano October 20, 2009
When a person is so drunk, they fall over and try to get up, but just rock back and forth on their back. Thus creating "the turtle"
Yo check out that chick turtleing... Should we help her? nah
by Count of Monte Cristi September 06, 2009