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57.
Commonly know as a douche bag. Synonyms: Ivy, Tortuga. If you read this entry, chances are you are either a: a turtle, or b: an ivy.
Ivy is such a turtle. She is douchie.
by i hate turtles December 13, 2010
 
58.
Noun- walking soup mix
dude that turtle was delicious
by A Stillisano October 20, 2009
 
59.
When a person is so drunk, they fall over and try to get up, but just rock back and forth on their back. Thus creating "the turtle"
Yo check out that chick turtleing... Should we help her? nah
by Count of Monte Cristi September 06, 2009
 
60.
(n) really funny person who acts slow like a turtle in class

Tom: Wow turtle says the dumbest things, but they are so funny.
by Chris Wold April 24, 2008
 
61.
when you think you're just going to fart, but the end of a turd pops its little head out as well, then goes back in.
"Oh scuse me, I farted. Eww, that was a close one!"
- "What , did you shit yourself finally?"
"No but I think I had a turtle."
by Dervla Ann July 18, 2003
 
62.
A boy who likes to make fun of people then hide before the people can respond.
calling an innocent girl a pinstripe then not telling her what it means and getting mad when she calss him turtle
by diljessika. March 06, 2010
 
63.
A man wise beyond his years. Party animal and smooth operator. Wingman used to bring in that Schiesse (women, sex). Individualistic and righteous.
"I heard this guy up on Taylor Street was throwin a sick party with rediculous women..."
"Yea, that's Turtle"
by GioMoose April 01, 2009