A small amphibian with a hard shell and loose skin. It walks at a slow speed and can live for up to 200 years!
The turtle walk slowly across the street.
by SexyMan12271 November 05, 2013

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Someone who is slow at realizing just about anything. They comprehend something 5 minutes after you say it. They are usually awfully slow.
"Man im no turtle!"
"I said you were an hour ago"
by iamthyturtle January 12, 2012

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A four legged beast that eats people and other creatures.
The turtle ate my children.
by The All Knowing Ninja April 20, 2011

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a bum who only takes a shit every other hour
man that new kid is a shitty turtle
by scc12321 October 12, 2010

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Noun- walking soup mix
dude that turtle was delicious
by A Stillisano October 20, 2009

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When a person is so drunk, they fall over and try to get up, but just rock back and forth on their back. Thus creating "the turtle"
Yo check out that chick turtleing... Should we help her? nah
by Count of Monte Cristi September 06, 2009

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A person you know of, have heard of, or seen, but you do not know them personally. A level under acquantince.
Celebrities can be turtles too.
"Do you know that guy John over there?"
"Oh, um, I think he might ride my bus or something. He's kind of a turtle."
by tortoise83 May 28, 2009

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