Prison slang referring to a "PC" protective custody who wants to hide in his shell. Once labelled a turtle the only way to have that label removed is to assault another turtle
Larry is a fucking turtle! after he was convicted of those skinner charges that fucking turtle tucked into his shell
by lingoguy April 17, 2014
A person who has retreated into a metaphorical shell in order to block out all life-related shit and responsibilities.
Joe: I'm going full turtle.

Amy: You can't! You have two essays to write tonight!
Joe: I don't care. I'm a turtle!
by Therealturtle December 03, 2013
They are best most awesomest animals know to mankind. They are all cool and slow and like SWAG "yo whatupp im a turtle" Only some people know about their plan to dominate the world and make many explosions in the middle of the ocean... watch out for that supper awesome world dominating turtle!
Dude dat turtle so SWAG!

Wait does it have a bomb?!
....
(you're dead)
by swaggie turtle May 24, 2013
noun A name given to sex partner with a hunchback
"I fucked this Turtle the other night."
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 10, 2013
verb: slow
Am going too fast within the day, I'd better turtle myself down.
by "Goyo" September 29, 2012
A lonely boy's everything. His parents, siblings, pets, house, etc. He walks his turtle to Airmail and hangs out there all day long. The boy enters his turtle in dog competitions for agility, frisbee, and obedience. His turtle greets him every time he comes home and sleeps on the end of his bed at night.

(Not to be confused with tortoise.)
Boy: I love you, turtle!
Turtle:
Boy: I know, now let's go get some ice cream.
by Modern Definitions May 24, 2012
To crouch down and cover ones head with arms during a fight.
I was going to punch him but he turtled! What a coward.
by Testudine February 03, 2012

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