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99.
An extremely annoying ass person who has a small head, constantly disrupts the peace of life and thinks they are a part of the group but really is not liked by anyone.
Shit!!!!! the turtle is in the lounge so we have to sneak by so they don't know were going out tonight.
by nip/tuck May 03, 2007
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100.
Someone who uses marijuana to fit in often ripped off by dealers and exploited for money, often sold mouldy stemmy leafy and seedy bud as they are inexperianced.

or an inexperianced user

A: shit i just spilt beer all over this buud
B: sell it to daniel he's a turtle
by candlefacedspunkystreet March 07, 2007
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101.
a bitch whos EAAAAASY!!!!!!!!!!!!
"you gotta love thoes turtles!! i did one last night and it was eeasy!"
by Genny&Manlisso January 22, 2007
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102.
a metaphor for a dude with an exoskeleton that provides said dude with the illusion of invulnerability. Said Dude is also sometimes said to be endowed with a long turtle-neck, which causes him to move a bit slower and with relatively more confidence than other dudes.

Can also be used as an adverb, which is a recently new development and is expected to catch on quickly
"turtle and/or turtling"
by dilenja November 12, 2006
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103.
Someone who obsessively and compulsively lies at practically any given occasion about any possible subject.

A Turtle thinks that his mystical stories and fabulous achivments will make him popular, but has absolutely no clue that nobody believes him... EVER.
What? he was the first person to enroll into his school on a snowboarding scholarship?

Dude, he's a turtle don’t believe everything you hear.
by s3mteXXX April 08, 2004
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104.
another word for vagina/pussy
yeah..... john came over and played with my turtle
by Tristan June 18, 2006
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105.
what elderly women call the coochie
"Look at lil Sussy, giving up her turtle to them fast lil boyz"
by Shorty February 23, 2005
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