A Turtle thinks that his mystical stories and fabulous achivments will make him popular, but has absolutely no clue that nobody believes him... EVER.
Dude, he's a turtle don’t believe everything you hear.
(n.) A video game player who exhibits such a style of play.
(adj.) In video games, prone to or executed in such a style of play.
Turtle: It's like being a walking house that eats lettuce.
:I got stuck behind some turtles, so I had to walk all the way around.
-Hahaha those damn Turtles!