look up any word, like ratchet:
 
20.
A beautiful, awesome girl who is your best friend and is always by your side. Turtles demonstrate excessive cuteness and happiness that fills your heart with joy. They also possess a beautiful ass. Frequently, Turtles have a stupid, short-tempered friend who takes their friendship for granted, but the Turtle forgives him with no remorse because of her angelic heart.
She's not just my best friend. She's my Turtle.
by TechTuna July 17, 2011
 
1.
Substitute for an 'easy' woman (ie - once their on their back they're fucked)
Gah! Callum! Your mums a turtle!
by Xerxes da Phat February 15, 2004
 
2.
the best animal in the world!
turtles
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
 
3.
(v.) To play a video game in a highly defensive and reactionary fashion.

(n.) A video game player who exhibits such a style of play.

(adj.) In video games, prone to or executed in such a style of play.
Jeff Schaefer's turtle Sagat destroyed my Chun Li, because he would uppercut me as I jumped over the tiger shots that he was throwing from the other side of the screen.
by Milo D. Cooper August 30, 2003
 
4.
Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines, most of whose body is shielded by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs. "Turtle" may either refer to the Testudines as a whole, or to particular Testudines which make up a form taxon that is not monophyletic.
Human : What's it like being a turtle?

Turtle: It's like being a walking house that eats lettuce.
by Verwandlung (KB) February 02, 2009
 
5.
I like them.
I like turtles!
by thepiguyofdoom May 26, 2010
 
6.
Practical joke: To empty the contents of a backpack, flip it inside-out, then finish off by putting the contents back and zipping it up. Done when owner of backpack is unaware until later.
When he wasn't looking, I turtled his backpack.
by Kleetz March 29, 2006
 
7.
A person or usually a large group of people who walk really slowly right in front of you. Turtles make it impossible to get around them or to get where you need to be in time.
-Eric, where'd you go?
:I got stuck behind some turtles, so I had to walk all the way around.
-Hahaha those damn Turtles!
by Mr. Gibbons February 23, 2008