Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.
boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"
(n.) A video game player who exhibits such a style of play.
(adj.) In video games, prone to or executed in such a style of play.
Turtle: It's like being a walking house that eats lettuce.
:I got stuck behind some turtles, so I had to walk all the way around.
-Hahaha those damn Turtles!