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when you think you're just going to fart, but the end of a turd pops its little head out as well, then goes back in. "Oh scuse me, I farted. Eww, that was a close one!"
- "What , did you shit yourself finally?" "No but I think I had a turtle." |
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Substitute for an 'easy' woman (ie - once their on their back they're fucked) Gah! Callum! Your mums a turtle!
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(v.) To play a video game in a highly defensive and reactionary fashion.
(n.) A video game player who exhibits such a style of play. (adj.) In video games, prone to or executed in such a style of play. |
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Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines, most of whose body is shielded by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs. "Turtle" may either refer to the Testudines as a whole, or to particular Testudines which make up a form taxon that is not monophyletic. Human : What's it like being a turtle?
Turtle: It's like being a walking house that eats lettuce. |
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Practical joke: To empty the contents of a backpack, flip it inside-out, then finish off by putting the contents back and zipping it up. Done when owner of backpack is unaware until later. When he wasn't looking, I turtled his backpack.
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Condition in which a portion of feces has passed just beyond the anal sphincter.
See also turtle head Dude I have to shit so bad, i am having a turtle
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The best animals! see reptile turtles are my favorite animals!
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Verb (nautical terminology): to capsize, as in a boat, ship, or other sea-going vessel. After a merciless bombardment by American dive bombers, the Japanese superbattleship "Yamato" turned turtle and sank, taking nearly her entire crew to the bottom.
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