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88. turtle
when your fucking a girl from behind, you throw a blanket over her head, when she peeks out to see whats going on you punch her in the back of the head. she then retreats under the blanket like a turtle into its shell
shut up girl before i pull a turtle on your ass
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1. turtle
Substitute for an 'easy' woman (ie - once their on their back they're fucked)
Gah! Callum! Your mums a turtle!
by Xerxes da Phat Feb 15, 2004 add a video
2. turtle
(v.) To play a video game in a highly defensive and reactionary fashion.

(n.) A video game player who exhibits such a style of play.

(adj.) In video games, prone to or executed in such a style of play.
Jeff Schaefer's turtle Sagat destroyed my Chun Li, because he would uppercut me as I jumped over the tiger shots that he was throwing from the other side of the screen.
by Milo D. Cooper Aug 30, 2003 add a video
3. Turtle
Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines, most of whose body is shielded by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs. "Turtle" may either refer to the Testudines as a whole, or to particular Testudines which make up a form taxon that is not monophyletic.
Human : What's it like being a turtle?

Turtle: It's like being a walking house that eats lettuce.
4. turtle
Practical joke: To empty the contents of a backpack, flip it inside-out, then finish off by putting the contents back and zipping it up. Done when owner of backpack is unaware until later.
When he wasn't looking, I turtled his backpack.
5. Turtle
The best animals! see reptile
turtles are my favorite animals!
by STEZ Sep 27, 2003 add a video
6. turtle
Condition in which a portion of feces has passed just beyond the anal sphincter.

See also turtle head
Dude I have to shit so bad, i am having a turtle
by Andrew Lochhead May 21, 2005 add a video
7. turtle
Verb (nautical terminology): to capsize, as in a boat, ship, or other sea-going vessel.
After a merciless bombardment by American dive bombers, the Japanese superbattleship "Yamato" turned turtle and sank, taking nearly her entire crew to the bottom.
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