| 1. | turtle creek | ||
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The shittiest neighborhood in the Pittsburgh area. It is a place where rats and trash sell drugs to each other and commit hate crimes for fun. Residents call themselves "Crickers", because they are stupid hicks. It is the home of Woodland Hills, a.k.a. Woody high, a disgraceful institution for the lowest of human life. I went down to Turtle Creek to watch Central Catholic pound Woody high, and I got shot 18 times.
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| 2. | Whistling pig | ||
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A southern slang term for armadillos. Dang blasted whistling pig got itno the garbage again.
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| 3. | Rukorogneo | ||
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An evil undead warlock with a strong compassion for the ugly snake feeders, known as mice and rats. Also known as the Rat King. Donatello: "Cute little mouse"
Leonardo: "Yeah okay Rukorogneo.." Donatello: "How dare you refer to me as that slime ball?" Master Splinter: "Enough, both of you! We must stop this new threat at once." |
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| 4. | Lmfdo | ||
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Laugh my fucking dick off.
Used in really any case where your friend or enemy or pet turtle texts you something funny. Should not be used in cases where the person will blackmail you for laughing at what they said. Shown in example #2. 1)While texting:
Person 1: "Damn she looks mad ratchet" Person 2: "Lmfdo! Dude you're hilarious, that's so true though..." 2) Person 1: "She looks like she gained some weight, poor girl. I heard she caught herpes too, shortly after her mother was killed in that car accident yesterday." Person 2: "Lmfdo! Sucks to suck." Person 1: "You're an asshole! We're no longer friends! I'm telling the whole school about how you're an ass-licking mother fucking gay rhino-raping fat piece of vanilla flavored shit in a dumpster full of fat rats drinking kool-aid riding unicycles while singing random justin bieber songs.... No nipple having bitch!!!" |
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| 5. | Hixploitation | ||
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Hixploitation is the morphing of the word "Hicks" and "Exploitation." A genre of American reality television that presents a stereotype of southern rural people of Louisiana sometimes referred to as "hicks" or "swamp people." Television shows such as "Rat Bastards" "Turtle Man" and "Swamp People." Stars of the show have names like Rigger, Skeater and Kridder, speak in an accent unique to the region and spend their time hunting for rats, alligators and and / or turtles in the bayou. The Reality TV show "Rat Bastards" is an example of Hixploitation:
"Pop-a-cap-in-his-ass-he-won't-be-home-for-dinner-I-can-tell-ya-that-much-right-now-goddamn-sonovabitch-rat-bastard" "Real live action" |
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