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poop about to burst out, usu. at the southern end of a person, but sometimes out of a different crevice of the human body, such as the face Renee Zellweger, who is a poopy-faced turtle head
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A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell. Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!
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The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world. I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.
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Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet. OH, Man I've got to crap really bad. I have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.
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When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!! Wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!
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a shit that knocks at your underpants. i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.
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A bowel movement that must be dealt with immediately. Giving the feeling or sensation that the tip of the fecal matter is beginning to protrude from the anus - like a turtle extending its head out from its shell. I can't wait any longer. I am getting a turtle head - I have to go now!
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when you have to poo and it is poking in and out of the anus I really should go to the bathroom I have a turtle head poking!!!
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