1.) dropping a deuce on somebody's back and forcing that person to crawl around on all fours like a turtle
" i was boinking Greasy Pablo last night and as i finished up i made her do the turtle curtle"
by Strany May 04, 2006
the act of punching babies in the face
I was boinkin Pablo when i saw a picture of young Andrew, and then i felt the urge to give him a turtle curtle.
by Nibcats May 25, 2006