a medevial torture device used on siblings. Often resembles a turtle.
Sister: Quit making fun of me!
Brother: Or what?! You'll tell mom and dad?!
Sister: No... I'll just go get my Kevy Wevy!
|2.||awkward silence turtle|
One of many useful hand gestures to use when stuck in an awkward situation. Made by placing one hand on top of the other and wiggling your thumbs as though they are flippers.
The dead awkward silence turtle is also fun, made with your palms facing up, and is a much more amusing silence breaker.
Mandy: "Hey how was saturday night?"
Tim: "I had sex with a transexual"
Mandy:*awkward silence turtle*
Tim:"Turns out it was your brother."
Mandy: *dead awkward silence turtle"
Hand gesture made with both hands, one on top of the other while rotating the thumbs, that resembles a turtle. Performed when an awkward moment occurs, or when recounting an awkward moment.
Rosie "When Will visited me here once they let him in my room, which was weird because they don't let boys in the boarding house. So I felt special, but then they came in and he had to leave. Turns out they thought he was my brother, not my boyfriend, so they let him in. Fail."
Rosie "Biggest fail ever AND on way out girl who I know's mum came in and was like "OH ROSIE. IS THIS YOUR BROTHER? YOU LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE!". And awkward turtle was done"
n. to be the main driver or source of transportation for a person or group of people even if you're not invited or are unable to attend whatever event they need the ride for; usually boss, older brother, or person in authority over you so that you are unable to decline
derived from the character turtle from the show entourage
It sucks being the turtle for my older brothers whenever they want to go clubbing. I can't wait till I'm 21.
|5.||Texas Snapping Turtle|
Plain and simply a vagina
That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt
Entourage. The greatest show on television. The story line follows Vincent Chase, played by gorgeous Adrian Grenier, on his path to Hollywood mega-stardom. Along with his "entourage", consisting of his best friend and manager, Eric or E, Turtle, brother Johnny "Drama" Chase and powerful and obnoxiously hilarious agent Ari "The Shark" Gold (played by adorable Jeremy Piven), the gang rules Los Angeles. From picking up beautiful girls and hitting the hottest clubs to finding new movies to star in and deciding between a Benz and Rolls, the boys are always on top of their game.
A hilarious script, awesome plot line and sexy actors.
Note: This show is loosly based on Mark Wahlberg's personal experiences in L.A.
To get laid, all Turtle, Drama or E have to say is "I'm part of Vincent Chase's entourage"
Something you can do with a turtle.
"Jerald Thomas was arrested last night due to Tongling his little brother's turtle"
"To tongle is legal in less countries than more countries probably. Its probably illegal in Singapore and most ihop locations..."