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turtle balls syndrome aka T.B. syndrome
T.B syndrome is when your dick shrivles into
small baby shit mess. Often girls look at this
as a fuckin disgrace to man kind. You get this when
you lick a turle anas when inserting your cock into its mouth
while sayin,"i'm a dirty turtle fucker"
Brittany:let me see your penis
Ryan:alright
(Ryan pulls down pants)
Brittany: what the hell is that!! its like a damn green bean...
Ryan:it aint my fault i had to much fun wit turtles i got turtle balls syndrome
by slim dick May 15, 2006

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