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The probably most fitting term for the spontaneous action of raping the next passer-by of the opposite sex after seeing a tortoise suck at a popsicle.
Big Mike: "Is Laura better already?"
Some Mexican: "No, dude, after all she's been starkly turticled"
Random guy: "Hope you filmed it!
by turtlenator May 04, 2010

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