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scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.
Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!
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turrible 

The way the great Charles Barkley speaks of the actual English word "terrible."
Used many times to describe teams such as the Milwaukee Bucks, Atlanta Hawks, and Minnesota Timberwolves
Man did you see that Bucks Hawks game the other night, that was just turrrible.

Man Scottie Pippin is a foo, he should not come back to the NBA, he would be just turrible
turrible by Julio Mundo January 15, 2008

Turrible 

The Charles Barkley way of saying "terrible." Usually it means something that is beyond terrible, and it often contradicts something he said earlier in the sentence.
Charles: "Now I love LeBron James. I love everything about him. But that boy plays some Turrible defense"
Turrible by Bro Lieberman October 15, 2010
Machine with a rotating center used by DJ's to play, scratch, and mix music. There are now CD turntables, so Vinyl is not the only one.
Check out the Pioneer CDJ-1000 CD turntable, it is the step to future DJing.
turntable by Bobby De Niro November 2, 2004
A machine used to play vinyl records.
Turntable by JesseBW August 30, 2003

Russian Turntable

During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.
Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"