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Women who wear turqouise jewelry do so believing that it makes them look like a young indian squaw. In reality turqouise screams less "indian squaw" and more "I'm over 50 and I smell like coffee and cigarettes".
Did you see so and so wearing her turqouise jewelry? Yeah, that old lady smells like coffee and cigarettes.
by pedro liberty July 12, 2011

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