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1. turpentini
To accidentally ingest turpentine, paint thinner, gasoline, or other toxic liquids.
While working on his kitchen, David reached for his coffee cup, but got a turpentini instead.

Be careful with that siphon, dude. You don't want a turpentini.
2. Turpentini
A mixed drink made with guanabana or brazilian pawpaw juice and moonshine. Very smooth finish with a slight aftertaste of turpentine.
Lets drink two more turpentinis and pass out in the bushes.
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