| 1. | daddy yankee | ||
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the world's hottest puerto rican. he is the king of reggaeton. He has like a million haterz after him because all the ladies love him. He is best known world wide for gasolina, prende, lo que paso paso, and much more. born on feb 3,1977 in rio piedras puerto rico. Vanessa loves daddy yankee
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| 2. | Tidus | ||
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A little prick who co- founded www.excellenceclan.com only to destroy it in a bitter battle for the domain and game server when he was threatened to be kicked out. tidus is not really his real name but his favoriet character from FF-X who he is obsesed with, obsesed enough to spike his greasy ass hair and order a costume stright from japan. tidus's qualities include a hidden sense of immaturity, euphoria in abusing admin privlages, a habbit of repeating subjects in a long worthless speach with no real facts that somehow turns out to be very convincing. never by any means trust a person named tidus on the internet. tidus also goes by tide, danlow and of corse his real name "dan brownlow". never by any circumstance trust a tidus as they are worthless condesending litte basterd who puke missery of thier everyday life on you and make you feel sad for them. oh yea and they also fuck up clans and stuff.
Medic- hay tidus why did you spike your nasty greasy hair to look like that asshole from FF-X and scratch your flaky head dumping tons of dandruff on your dads desk so you could write your name in it?
Tidus- i dont know medic i just was sad and stuff so i felt like it. Medic- ... Tidus- dude look at me im so cool i know all the computer stuff. just look at all my worthless post about how i never made a computer in my life and i act like i im into the hard stuff. Medic- WTF happend to you tidus you used to be cool? now your a worthless cisco grad student bum who could be networking but decides to sit on his ass and act like im boss of this clan when you dont even pay for it or run it. Tidus- ohh yea umm.... your out you little fuck dont dis tidus im cool you understand. its cool to spend the last tidbit of my money on a costume from japan then marry some gypsy black chick that sees dead ppl for a living. that will pay for my lazy life of boozing and pissing my dad off. Medic- ... |
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| 3. | The Bus Uncle | ||
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"The Bus Uncle"is a Cantonese video clip capturing a verbal altercation aboard a bus in Hong Kong on April 27,2006.The clip was taken by a passenger,uploaded to HK Golden Forum,and then quickly mirrored on YouTube and Google Video.Soon after its debut on YouTube,the 6-minute video became a cultural sensation in Hong Kong and inspired vigorous debate and discussion on life and etiquette in the city.Attracting over one million hits, the clip became one of YouTube's most viewed items in May 2006.Its copious use of profanity and its rhetorical outbursts attracted the attention of local and international media,and some of its utterances became catchphrases in Hong Kong and Chinese communities around the world. Roger(The Bus uncle),"Get off the bus at once!Dun stay on the bus!" Elvis,"Dis isn't necessary." Roger,"If it isn't necessary,why d'u pat me on the shoulder?When I's talking on the phone,u..." Elvis,"(interrupts)Boss..." Roger,"Hey,dun call me'boss'.4 the sake of fairness,we dun know each other.Y d'u hafta do that?(faster tone)Why d'u hafta do that?Look,everyone in society suffers from stress.Now that u've done sth v.unfair,should I've a word with u?" Elvis,"(softly)I think we already aren't having a pleasant conversation anymore..." Roger,"(angrily interrupts)Now that we're talking,I ask you.Have I touched youWell?" Elvis,"Just what d'u want me 2 do?" Roger,"What d'I want u 2 do?I want u 2 apologize!" Elvis,"Soz,I didn't mean 2." Roger,"What d'u mean,'U didn't mean 2'?Who's right,u or me?" Elvis(interrupts softly),"U wanna save face." Roger,"What?" Elvis,"(louder)You just wanna save face. Soz,boss." Roger,"I don't wanna save face!Hey look,first,when u spoke on the phone,I didn't interfere with u.(Elvis puts his right arm on the headrest of the seat.)" Roger,"Why d'u hafta say I'm talking 2 loudly?I simply haven't disturbed u.Right?So,what d'u hafta say 4 urself?"Elvis,"Well,nothing really 's happened,it's all that simple." Roger,"What's happened 2 u?Just what d'u want?Hmm...I wanna settle this with u." Elvis,"The matter's settled,it's that simple."Roger,"It isn't settled." Elvis,"It's settled." Roger,"(louder)It isn't settled!" Elvis,"It's settled." Roger,"(yelling very l... more...
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| 4. | AT&T Tilt | ||
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The HTC TyTn II (A.K.A. The AT&T Tilt) is like the best phone that AT&T has ever released. With all of its features including 3G it kicks the iPhone's over-hyped ass & it definatly kicks the SideKick's ass. The Tilt comes with Windows Mobile 6.0 & it is a SmartPhone with excellent main features such as:
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-Touchscreen -WiFi enabled -Supports HTML Web browsing -Have built in word proccesors (Ex. Microsoft Word, Excel Mobile) -Built in MP3 players -Camera thats supports extended amount of video recording -Expandable memory (32GB max.) -Full keyboard -BlueTooth -USB Support -Can store documents & other files like a USB Drive -runs Windows Mobile 6.0,6.1 -Comes with AIM, YIM, & Windows Live Messenger -Plays videos from live streaming or saved WMV files. -Talking GPS or Google Maps Its features are off the hook, with the touch screen you can enjoy browsing the web much better or playing music or browsing file &playing YouTube. With WiFi connectivity you don't have to depend on AT&T slow cellular network. With the WiFi you can surf the web at DSL speeds and watch YouTube smoothly. It is great for when you are dragged with your parents to eat out because ou can connect to the resturant's hotspot (If they have one) a... |
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| 5. | Muthafuckma | ||
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This is a word specifically used for driving situations to describe any other driver who doesn't know how to drive, or who does but chooses to do so with extreme disrespect. The extra "M" added-in expresses that extra element of contempt for the other drivers' stupidity, impatience, and/or lack of respect. A Muthafuckma is anybody who cuts you off and drives slow in the fast lane. They cause accidents and blame the other driver. They make sudden turns without using their blinkers, causing you to slam on your brakes. They drive while texting and hit pedestrians in the crosswalk or the car in front of them. They drive 15 MPH under the speed limit on curvy two-lane roads; to pass them would be too dangerous. They get in the wrong lane at the stoplight on purpose because there are less cars in it, so they can cut in ahead of 15 ppl who are in the correct lane when the light turns green. They speed up when you try to pass them. 1. Even if you're a great driver, you still gotta watch out for all those muthafuckmas on the roads.
2. Muthafuckma is as muthafuckma does. And muthafuckmas are horrible drivers. |
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| 6. | Evil Council | ||
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The Evil Council, (aka Councilium Malum Trium), is a mock group founded by three Lancaster, Pennsylvanian high school students in 2005. It has been decided that there will only ever be three official members that way if a vote needs to be taken, only two members need to be present and agree for majority rule, and therefore a conclusion will always be drawn. The three founders have three "sons" who are more-or-less interns. There are also several associates who do not take part in the decision-making process, but do help create and improve ideas. One of the main "goals" of the Evil Council (EC) is to create the world's largest conglomeration. To do so, several smaller companies (which are usually spin-offs of real companies) who have a tendency to produce somewhat over-the-top and ridiculous products have been and are in the process of being thought up.
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Meetings of the Evil Council Periodically, the Evil Council will gather for “meetings”. Typically the three main members will get together at one of the member’s houses and any other affiliates are welcome to join. These meetings usually consist of a good few hours of playing Bond matches, Halo, Splinter Cell’s Co-op missions or any other shoot-‘em-up games. After this has taken place for a few hours, destruction of some sort commences. This ranges from making Amish bombs (if you don’t know what they are, they are similar to a dry ice bomb… that is nonlethal, just loud and fun) to a tennis ball canon (which can shoot a t... |
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| 7. | The Evil Council | ||
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The Evil Council, (aka Councilium Malum Trium), is a mock group founded by three Lancaster, Pennsylvanian high school students in 2005. It has been decided that there will only ever be three official members that way if a vote needs to be taken, only two members need to be present and agree for majority rule, and therefore a conclusion will always be drawn. The three founders have three "sons" who are more-or-less interns. There are also several associates who do not take part in the decision-making process, but do help create and improve ideas. One of the main "goals" of the Evil Council (EC) is to create the world's largest conglomeration. To do so, several smaller companies (which are usually spin-offs of real companies) who have a tendency to produce somewhat over-the-top and ridiculous products have been and are in the process of being thought up.
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Meetings of the Evil Council Periodically, the Evil Council will gather for “meetings”. Typically the three main members will get together at one of the member’s houses and any other affiliates are welcome to join. These meetings usually consist of a good few hours of playing Bond matches, Halo, Splinter Cell’s Co-op missions or any other shoot-‘em-up games. After this has taken place for a few hours, destruction of some sort commences. This ranges from making Amish bombs (if you don’t know what they are, they are similar to a dry ice bomb… that is nonlethal, just loud and fun) to a tennis ball canon (which can shoot a t... |
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