An artificial, pseudonymical, acronymaceus, sobriquet, synthesized from a short, familiar form of "Texas" and "lex" (Greek for "word" and Latin for "law"), assumed by the original designator (and oft adopted by numerous pretenders of varying quality and trailing digital suffixii), intended, hoped, and/or calculated to represent, exhibit, and/or affect or convey a demonstrably but circumspectly delivered and highly qualified pretension to an enlightened, lettered, refined, urbane style of semantictious discourse, while completely, successfully, and self-pleasuringly avoiding legal liability, responsibility, and/or abuse for anything expressed or suggested, stated, not stated, and/or implied or not implied in any fashion, typically by employing and stringing together a sufficiently strained series of prolixly faux erudite acute and/or obtusely quasi-redundant juxtapositions of implicit and/or explicit notations, annotations, connotations, salutations, pointless alliterations, and/or self-coined words, phrases, and/or memes, clever and often inscrutably non sequitorial turns of phrase, outrageously banal phrase after endlessly loathsome phrase, discarding and, at the same, scruptulously adhering to no particular and rigourously to certain bizarre strategies and/or l...

A kind euphamism for an assinine, brain-free, idiotic fool.

This colorful phrase, like not the brightest tool in the shed, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, not playing with a full deck, and other similar turns of phrase, are lost on those who fit the description.

Proper Noun. Urban Dictionary's twin rulers. Together, they gamble on the fates of new colloquialisms, turns of phrase, slang, and the egos of frat boys.

1. stairs that have been sealed off and lead nowhere

2. a misspelling of "blank stares"

The quality of being silly or absurd, with an off-color sexual aspect.

Verb: To Invade Poland: A sexual act, where a man gets a running start (preferable 10-15 yards in advance), and dives onto his woman partner, hoping to land in her taco.

An often risky manuver, as many times it is hard to land a direct bullseye, and this can result in severe injury.Not for the weak of heart. Difficulty of landing in the taco,will vary on the women. Sluts are generally easier to invade and barriers can usually be infultrated with just one attack. Virgins on the other hand, my take multiple invasions.

Invading Poland is usually a mutual activity but don't be afraid to persue an ambush.

To skin up a mountain to be able to ski down it. AT and Tele gear are the main forms of travel (some split boards). It is a degrading phrase to resort skiers.