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Someone who is judgment-proof, having no assets or regular income. From the saying, "You can't get blood from a turnip." If you sue a "turnip," you will probably win, and get a judgment, but you will have no way to collect on it. I'd sue that son of a bitch, and I'd win, too. But he's a turnip; what's the point.
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A vegetable of very limited intelligence. Like George W. Bush, only smarter - a turnip knows enough to keep its mouth shut. Bush is continually flapping his. You will rarely catch a turnip saying things like:
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." or "I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'" When one turpin is insulting another turnip, he will call him a bush. It's all horticulture really when you think about it... Wow, what a stupid thing to say. You are about as bright as a turnip.
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A person being extremely random.
Being random. People are often being very turnip on the in-tar-web. Changing subject to something different when talking. Examples:
"I JUST ROLLED IN A PILE OF DONUTS" "LOL I JUST STOLE MY NEIGHBOUR'S MAIL" |
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a person in a permanent or persistent vegetative state or coma Terri Schiavo, the brain-dead FL woman, was a turnip used for political advantage.
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A word used to described something stupid, boring, or just plain retarded. It can be used to call someone stupid. "You know that kid in biology class? He's such a turnip."
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Function: noun
Etymology: probably from 1turn + neep; from the well-rounded root 1 a : either of two biennial herbs of the mustard family with thick edible roots: (1) : one (Brassica rapa rapifera) with usually flattened roots and leaves that are cooked as a vegetable (2) : RUTABAGA b : the root of a turnip 2 : a large pocket watch I ate a turnip.
or I looked at my turnip to tell the time. |
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Turnip is a new form of STD that was just discovered. The symptoms are different for each sex. A women gets large red bumps all around her vag and when popped a green puss oozes every where. A man will have his dick fall off and it will become a short little turnip and your sperm transforms into the green puss. Warning- the puss is highly acidic. Dude that striper last night had turnips! Didn't you see the green stuff on the pole?
Man now I am goint to be made fun of, my dick is now even smaller, and it kinda smells |
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Large feces
also used to describe something that is horrible, of no use or plain no good. This t.v. programme is turnip!" or "The dog has just done a turnip on the rug!
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