| 1. | trashketball | ||
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A long since known variation of the popular 'basketball.' Using a crumpled piece of paper or similar object that is specifically meant to be disposed of in the trash, the player(s) must assess the situation, including but not limited to: wind direction, wind speed, presence of the Pizzonator, trash can diameter, and trashketball size. After calculating the perfect range and power, a forward motion of the hand and release will officially put the trashketball into play. In a versus match, opponents may intercept and land a trashketball of their own. However, the game of trashketball is often played solo with one referee and several spectators. When the player's trashketball successfully enters and stays in the trash can, well, that's a CHECK. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mr. Pizzo grew up on the hard streets of L.A. playing Trashketball.
Mr. Pizzo eyed the shot carefully as Billy fired a trashketball from his desk to the trash can. A perfect shot. Mr. Pizzo admired this eagle-eye accuracy, but all he could say was, "that's a check." |
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| 2. | The Snap Game [Jelly Bracelets] | ||
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NOTE: Needless to say, the following sex games are only appropriate for adults. Whatever the rules, a game is just a game, "no" always means no, and safe sex is always the best sex.
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Snap This is the original sex bracelet game. Player One selects a participant wearing jelly bracelets (Player Two). Player One chooses a bracelet based on its color and pulls on it until it "snaps" off Player Two's arm. The bracelet may only be removed from Player Two by manually breaking it without the aid of scissors, nail clippers, pocket knives, etc. If Player One loses their grip on the bracelet, and it snaps back against Player Two's arm without breaking, Player One loses their turn. If Player One succeeds in breaking the bracelet, they may perform with Player Two the act signified by the color of the bracelet, as agreed upon by the game's participants. Player One may opt to redeem the broken bracelet (the "sex coupon") at a later time, but it may be used only once. Tug of War Like pulling on a wish-bone: Link two jelly bracelets together. (To do this, pass Bracelet One through Bracelet Two, then use a finger to hook Bracelet Two and pull it down and through Bracelet One, pulling them in opposite directions. They should be joined by what looks like a square knot.) Player One and Player Two each hook an index finger through the opposite jelly bracelet loops. The players pull the linked bracelets in opposing directions until one of the bracelets breaks. ... |
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| 3. | Spider-Man 2 (2004) | ||
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Spider-Man 2 is a 2004 American superhero film directed by Sam Raimi and written by Alvin Sargent from a story by Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, and Michael Chabon. The sequel to the 2002 film Spider-Man, it is the second film in Raimi's Spider-Man film trilogy based on the fictional Marvel Comics character of the same name. Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, and James Franco reprise their roles as Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson, Harry Osborn, respectively.
Set two years after the events of Spider-Man, the film focuses on Peter Parker struggling to manage both his personal life and his duties as Spider-Man. Dr. Otto Octavius (Alfred Molina), who takes a turn for the diabolical following a failed experiment and the death of his wife. Using his mechanical tentacles, Octavius is dubbed "Doctor Octopus" and threatens to endanger the lives of the people of New York City. Spider-Man must stop him from annihilating the city. Spider-Man 2 (2004)
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Spider-Man: (addressing two kids he saved from getting hit by a truck) Hey, you guys. No playing in the streets. Boy Saved by Spider-Man, Girl Saved by Spider-Man: Yes, Mr. Spider-Man. Spider-Man: See ya! Dr. Otto Octavius: Peter Parker! And the girlfriend! Peter Parker: What do you want? Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Peter with a tentacle) I want you to find your friend Spider-Man. Tell him to meet me at the Westside Tower at 3 o'clock. Peter Parker: But I don't know where he is. Dr. Otto Octavius: (takes his sunglasses off with a tentacle) Find him. Or I'll peel the flesh off her bones... (Tentacle snaps at Peter) Peter Parker: (angrily) If you lay... one finger on her... Dr. Otto Octavius: You'll do what? Spider-Man: Where is she? Dr. Otto Octavius: Oh, she'll be just fine. Let's talk. (they fight) (Man steps into elevator. Spider-Man is in the elevator) Elevator Passenger: Cool Spidey outfit. Spider-Man: Thanks. Elevator Passenger: Where did you get it? Spider-Man: I made it. (pause) Elevator Passenger: Looks uncomfortable... Spider-Man: Yeah, it's kind of itchy... (pause) Spider-Man: ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too. Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Spider-Man in the bank) You're getting on my nerves. Spider-Man: I have a knack for that. Dr. Otto Octavius: Not anymore. (tossing a bag of coins back at Dr. Otto Octavius) Spider-Man: Here's your change! |
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| 4. | Sex Bracelet | ||
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Bands made for a game or an article of clothing.
With many colors comes many codes one for each color to be precise. listed below are the many types of codes and games to play with these "sex bands". Color Code For Sex Bands:
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Yellow: hugging Purple: anal sex Red: sex, coital or oral, lap dance, (alternate meaning: with no condom) Blue: blow job Black: sexual intercourse, coital or oral, (alternate meaning: with condom) Orange: kissing, necking, bare breasts Green: cunnilingus or outdoor sex Clear: whatever you want White: flashing or gay kiss or french kiss Glow in the Dark: with sex toys Red & Black: 69 Pink: licking butt or analingus (Rim Job) Silver: fisting Gold Glitter: make out brown: toss my salad ie analingus Color Code for Middle School persons: Black: sex, coital or oral Orange: kissing Yellow: hug Blue: oral sex, or lap dance Red: Body contact, lap dance, french kissing White: Friendship Green: give a flower, or touch me or hug Pink: flash your stuff Purple: holding hands Gold Glitter: make out Offical Code: Pink:Hug Light Green:Cope a Feel (one Hand) Mid. Green:Cope a Feel (two Hands) Dark Green:Manuel Sex Orange:Hug & Ass Grab Red:Kiss With Tongue Dark Red:Lap Dance Yellow:Long Stare at Boobies Purple:Oral Blue:Nookie Dark Blue:Nookie Plus Bus Fair to the VD Clinic Sex Bracelet Games Needless to say, the following sex games are only appropriate for adults. Whatever the rules, a game is just a game, "no" always means no, and safe sex is always the best sex. Snap This is the original sex bracelet game. Player One selects a participant wearing jelly bracelets (Player Two). Player One chooses a bra... |
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