turking

when somebody is experiencing the feeling of desire associated with "the turk" - coming from the term cold turkey. coined by Cestrians to legitimise and satirise the overwhelming urge to consume cannabis or other narcotics. the term can also be applied widely to nearly everything it is possible for a man to desire

"turking a good meal" turking a pork" (see pork) "turking a poo"

by dontgetcaught November 6, 2012

turking

Working on data entry tasks and surveys on Amazon mTurk, often for third world level pay.

I was turking for 5 hours last night, I made 50 cents and bought me a can of soda!

by pimpshosandtricks March 17, 2019

turking

To turk is to have sexual intercourse. As simple as that !

Those two have been turking each other I feel sure !

by Muffindamule October 1, 2006

turk

a citizen of the country which gave the women the right of selecting and being selected before than any european countries in 1934.and turk males cannot marry to more than one woman.

i went to turkey and saw turks do not have tails as we supposed before

by panzerkampf December 19, 2005

turks

The cheapest way to win at Age of Empires II: The Conquers. Their special unit is the Janissary which a crazy powerful gunpowder unit that kicks too much ass to be fair. If a player has 15 of these fuckers lined up in a row they are almost impossible to beat. Not to mention the Turks have a great cavalry and defense advantages over all other civilizations. Here’s a hint if your opponent launches a bunch of Janissary units at you, your best bet is to use a row of Onagers or Siege Onagers and fucking let them know that their a cheap bastard.

Steve: How did Tim win that last game of Age of Empires?
Bill: That fucker used the Turks.
Steve: Wow what a cheap douche bag.

by Evergreen-Academy April 6, 2006

turk

a euroasian nation who has no link with arabs -ON THE CONTRARY TO "THESAURUS OF UD- instead of a border neigbourliness. the reason turks are thought to be arabs may be because of the religion(islam) of both nations, even turks are secular public.

turks and jews as being two pal nations hate arab terorrism .

by berrystillinaspin December 20, 2005

turked

To be ass raped. Roughly.

He went to a party, then was grabbed roughly from behind, turked, and woke up the following morning in a shopping trolley in Tesco's car park.

by CharlieilrahC May 20, 2008