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Turkeytron 

From the Adult Swim show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Turkeytron is a robotic turkey sent from the year 9595 to retrieve a thanksgiving turkey who is apparently the great (x5) grandfather of GOBLOX, a turkey destined to lead a rebellion against master chickens in the future.

Turkeytron's stories are usually extremely long and characterized by his voice echoing, along with a cloud of fog or smoke billowing in to create a dramatic effect. The smoke is quickly dissipated whenever his stories are interrupted.
"This reminds me of... A SEVERLY LONG STORY (enter smoke) about how the chickens became a master race through a freak accident involving radiation and interestingly enough to me....marshmallow."

--Turkeytron
Turkeytron by miss mooseybear March 29, 2008

turkeyfilling 

Cum used when shot inside of a person doesn’t have to be a certain gender or anything just when you cum inside of someone.
I gave that hoe some of my turkeyfilling last night and she got kinky.
turkeyfilling by janglenaws September 24, 2019

TurkeyRider 

The act of using the Thanks-Giving turkey hand (the one you draw with your open hand on paper), sticking it into a womans vagina, completely.
Friend 1 : Dude, you see that girl? I heard she was a total TurkeyRider.

Friend 2 : Man her vagina must be huge!
TurkeyRider by Jarke February 7, 2009

TurkeyDie 

Basically a Living dead turkey guy
Hey, Are you TurkeyDie?
TurkeyDie by MonkeyDie April 25, 2020
The act of when someone goes to give you a high five, instead of slapping their hand, form a fist, stick your thumb out, and hit their open palm with the bottom of your hand (the part of your fist opposite your thumb sticking out) then proceed to wiggle your thumb while your hand is on their palm, saying "gobble gobble gobble."
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.
Jack: So I went to high five Matt, but he ended up turkeying me.
Megan: What a douche.
Turkeying by AustinTsunami January 20, 2009

TurkeyDinosaur 

the absolute god of a staff member who once roamed streets of shitcade, we all must stan him and worship all day long.
TurkeyDinosaur is my idol
TurkeyDinosaur by notdelno July 24, 2020