when you pull the penis over your hand and cover the head as to simulate the neck of a dead turkey, like you might purchase in a grocery store
Kyle whipped out his turkeyneck at the drunken social
The shaft of an old, wrinkled penis
That cunt refused to suck my turkeyneck, which was as purple as an iris
the stretchy piece of skin below the shaft of the penis and above the scrotum
"when it's hot outside i can tie my turkeyneck around my waist!"
1. A turkey's neck
2. One who says:
a) "Hi guys, how ya doin'"
b) "Not too bad - how 'bout yourself"
c) *TK* "Oooooo..... Was that you???"
d) "Uuuuuugh - I hit the huuulk"
Me: "Hi Bruce - how are you?"
Turkeyneck: "Not too bad - how 'bout yourself"
Me: "err... yeah, fine"
Turkeyneck: *TK* "Oooooo..... Was that you???"
Me: "Yes Bruce, for the 23rd time today"
Turkeyneck : "Uuuuuugh - I hit the huuulk"