Holy crap, who left Billy Ray alone with that bird? He's going to grab the lube and a butcher knife and fire up one hell of a turkey tossing!! God bless Thanksgiving!
by Austin Pealy November 26, 2010
The act of dumping your significant other while both of you are on Thanksgiving break. This is especially used to describe the situation when college students return home for the first time since both individuals left for college and realize there is a lingering awkward tension between a once solid, love bound relationship. The two thus break-up to embrace the freedom and the ability to hook up with that guy/gal that you have been longing to since the first day you arrived at school.
Sam: I can't believe I have to buy my girlfriend a fucking Christmas present.
James: Sucks to be you! I got turkey tossed, and now I'm buying the new Call of Duty.
Sam: You're so lucky...
James: Sucks to be you! I got turkey tossed, and now I'm buying the new Call of Duty.
Sam: You're so lucky...
by saltyspoon December 2, 2009