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1.
To thrust/punch a person in the face with an erect penis. This can sometimes be the result of a spontaneous erection, however it is normally an intentional act.
"I turkey punched my friend because he wouldn't share his Doritos"
"She went down on me, and I got so aroused I turkey punched her"
by KingMickable December 31, 2012
 
2.
A punch to the asshole in which the ass engulfs your hand.
That bitch was pissin' me off so I gave her a turkey punch to show her who's boss.
by Doc MC October 17, 2004
 
3.
To punch someone in the throat.
"Did you see Bruce turkey punch that guy yesterday? "
"Yeah! He's gonna have to eat apple sauce for a week!"
by RecordmanSam July 27, 2011