1. a failure, a sham
2. stupid and inept person
The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.
Rubbing your hands over your sweaty ballsack and proceeding to slap someone in the face with it.
Me: (My balls are sweaty...I'm gunna go turkey dan)
Dan: "Dude, why did you slap me...oh...you son of a bitch!"
Slang for weed in some midwestern states. Usually refers to any sort of weed around.
Shortened form is Turk.
Man, did you get some more turkey yet or what?
I haven't had turkey this good since back in the day.
Got any Turk?
A term used to describe a girl (usually a teenage girl) who talks loudly, is constantly going about explaining things no one cares about, and gobbles about annoyingly.
Never really realizes she's being annoying.
Turkey: oh my GOD! Did you see what Jennifer Lopez was wearing on the red carpet. SO nasty!
Everyone else: *rolls eyes*
A hott ass female that would "do in a bind".
A. "Damn! There's turkey all around us! GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
B. "That chick at the counter is a definite turkey."
some1 wiv a big arse and thighs would be called a turkey
mrs McOmish who works in gracemount high skool is a turkey
An experience that is easy going, mellow, or light in stress. Making an action seem easy, or effortless.
"Dude, that test was so turkey. I'm gonna ace it for sure."
"Work's been turkey. I've been getting out at 5:00 everyday."
"Watch me turkey this twelve stair."