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to be a turkey weiner, you must take the turkey weiner out of the packaging and turkey slap your friend across the face with the slimy turkey weiner. after this is done you must proceed to throw the turkey weiner across ur kitchen until it breaks into multiple lil turkey weiners. then the next day there must still be turkey weiners in the couch cushions, on the walls, and in hidden places around your kitchen. and when asked if u threw the turkey weiner you MUST deny this action until the empty turkey weiner wrapper is found in the fridge by a non turkey weiner.
slimy turkey weiner
by turkey weiner September 30, 2009

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