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How a dick looks after you get out of the ocean
"hey, look at that guy's turkey dick--it's shriveled and skinny."
by allison hardy November 11, 2006
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I brought my broken phone to Sprint, and they turkey-dicked me by giving me another broken phone as a replacement.
by TheMixMaster January 03, 2011
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A unit of measurement and curvature while drinking
Those roads are as straight as a turkey dick
by Perkins March 11, 2017
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